Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Amurrican Idol

Uh-huh, I'm going there.

Frankly, I hate reality TV shows. They are stupid, don't have any semblance of thought in them (beyond the simple task of sending a creative text to a number senselessly flashed on the screen) and are, generally, completely uninteresting. However, the one show that I will watch on occasion is the one mentioned in the title of the post: Amurrican Idol.

It started this year, like most years, with being drawn in by the potential horribleness of the auditions. Y'know, for a good laugh. So, yea, most years I start watching the show, telling myself that the auditions will be as far as I go.

Inevitably, I become at least somewhat attached to a person or two, and feel the need to see them in Hollywood; see if they have a chance at going the distance. However, and I say this proudly, it has almost always ended there. I will then recapture my Tuesday and Wednesday nights, rescuing them from the monotonous week-after-week regime of American Idol. This season was different. I found a guy, a man you could say, that I really really liked.

Love is probably too strong of a word, at least at the beginning, but he was iPod worthy for sure. So, I kept on watching. Week-after-week, I would DVR Amurrican Idol, allowing me to fastforward past all of the clearly inferior talent and go straight towards the interesting stuff.

David Cook.

So, to keep this short (I told you, it probably takes more effort for you to read this than it takes me to actually write this), DC better win tonight. Or else.

But seriously, I'm not going to watch. Living out on the West Coast, I can find out who wins at 7 PM out here, an entire whopping hour before the show even goes on the air. So, yea, take that. Beotch.

But seriously.

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Opening Post

There is no rhyme or reason to this blog, just some random consciousness that I will, from time-to-time, make open to the world.

Anything and everything will be discussed on this-here blarg, at least anything and everything that I actually find interesting. Just to start things off, let's just make some rules:

1) The customer's always right
2) See Rule #1

Actually, those aren't the rules here. Those are the rules in sales. This has nothing to do with sales, promise. No credit cards necessary.

But seriously, I wouldn't come back. This is a mix between a joke started at 11 PM at night and a way to give me something to type. Right now. Whether I come back here or not, who the hell knows.

But seriously, that last "but seriously" wasn't all that serious. So, go ahead and decide when to believe me and when, in your sure-to-be-informed opinion, you can decipher that I am going all Pinocchio on you.

The onus is on you. You comin' back or not?

But seriously, I have no idea if I'm coming back. I need to go hit up the mirror to see if the nose is growing.

But seriously.