Opening Post

There is no rhyme or reason to this blog, just some random consciousness that I will, from time-to-time, make open to the world.

Anything and everything will be discussed on this-here blarg, at least anything and everything that I actually find interesting. Just to start things off, let's just make some rules:

1) The customer's always right
2) See Rule #1

Actually, those aren't the rules here. Those are the rules in sales. This has nothing to do with sales, promise. No credit cards necessary.

But seriously, I wouldn't come back. This is a mix between a joke started at 11 PM at night and a way to give me something to type. Right now. Whether I come back here or not, who the hell knows.

But seriously, that last "but seriously" wasn't all that serious. So, go ahead and decide when to believe me and when, in your sure-to-be-informed opinion, you can decipher that I am going all Pinocchio on you.

The onus is on you. You comin' back or not?

But seriously, I have no idea if I'm coming back. I need to go hit up the mirror to see if the nose is growing.

But seriously.